Bouncy Castle Champion Pillows

"My Mom hired bouncers."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Jungle Games

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

"What did I learn in school today, I learned my teacher has no sense of humor."

I am the cute blue bear

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

Trampoline Roller Paint

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Space Hopper Rodeo

Trampoline

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

"Okay...where's Cruz? I'm ready to get out of here!"