Bottom-liners Mugs

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Fear of news.

Newspaper suicide.

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Big Newspaper Delivery

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Scientist seen on loch.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

The Daily Fury

'Inflated gloom!'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Newspaper

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.