Sales figures go through the floor.
Bottom-line Follower Mugs
Start their day with a splash of wit! Our mugs for bottom-line followers feature clever quotes and illustrations that highlight their love for results and fact-based decisions, making mornings brighter.
'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'
"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
Dog Crossing
Dog tries to obey No Dog sign
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
Palin 2012
'That's our corporate ladder.'
"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."
Shares Nosedive
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"
'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'
Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."
"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."
'I'm with the band.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
The euro as a monster
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).
She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.
'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'
Wall Street Down
Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.
"I Win!!!"
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
Bottom-line Follower Mugs Collection
Bottom-line Follower Pillows
Decorate with humor and purpose using pillows designed for bottom-line followers—comfort and wit in one perfect package.
Bottom-line Follower Prints
Find the ideal print that captures the essence of a bottom-line follower—adding a touch of cleverness and inspiration to any space.
Bottom-line Follower T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the meticulous nature of bottom-line followers—ideal for everyday wear that speaks your mind.