Bottled Water Distributor T-Shirts

The Source of all water

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"I'm addicted to water."

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Soothing Waterfall

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Food bank.

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

Special Spring Water: Price to Clear

"We can't find any vans to hire - they're all out delivery Christmas shopping

Bottled water has no trans fats.

Faux Help

"What's up with the bottled water?"

Nursing a Hangover