Bottled Water Distributor T-Shirts

The Source of all water

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"I'm addicted to water."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Soothing Waterfall

Distilleries Association

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

PEZ designs that bombed.

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

"We can't find any vans to hire - they're all out delivery Christmas shopping

Faux Help

Special Spring Water: Price to Clear

Bottled water has no trans fats.

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

Food bank.

"What's up with the bottled water?"