Bottle Opener Fan Prints

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Desert Island BBQ

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Quick swig first?"

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Tortoise polishing his shell

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

A complimentary biscuit

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Ship in a Bottle

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Let the good times roll.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

Man has a bin as his suggestions box.

Toast Coming To Work

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Pub Painting

Island one armed bandit.

Tea Shirt

Hamster bartender

Sermon on the Grounds...

'This isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Bloody Spam!'

"I'm sending a chain letter."