Bottle Opener Fan Pillows

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Desert Island BBQ

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Quick swig first?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Ship in a Bottle

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Let the good times roll.

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Toast Coming To Work

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

Island one armed bandit.

Tea Shirt

Pub Painting

Hamster bartender

'Bloody Spam!'

"I'm sending a chain letter."