Bottle-garden Fanatic Pillows

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Recycling bottle bank.

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You have a friend request.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

"Now you can send it."

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Submarine

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Desert Island Messages

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Message in a bottle...

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'