Bottle-garden Fanatic Mugs

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Recycling bottle bank.

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You have a friend request.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Now you can send it."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

Submarine

"I've got sea mail."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Desert Island Messages

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Message in a bottle...

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Swine List