Impossible Bottle Enthusiast Mugs

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Submarine

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

"Now you can send it."

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Over there - an island!"

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Desert Island Messages

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"No more vodka from Russia. From now on there will be only western liquor. I'm a freedom drunk!"