Impossible Bottle Enthusiast Mugs

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Submarine

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bottle tossing

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Over there - an island!"

"I've got sea mail."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Desert Island Messages

Message In Bottle In Bottle