Bottle Burper Prints

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Wine Talking

Wino Appreciation Group

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

She Had Enough To Drink.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Made in Sweden.

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'