Bottle Burper Mugs

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Wine Talking

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Wino Appreciation Group

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Made in Sweden.

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

It's a boy.

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.