Botox Believers Gifts

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Boombox

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

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"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.