Botox Believers Gifts

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

"Bigfoot"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Radiator jazz player

Do you think I'm sixty?

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Boombox

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Big Boy Foot

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

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Myths and Other Urban Legends

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

"Nobody believes in me."