Botox Believer Gifts

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Whar do you think. Dear? Is the BOTOX working? 'Oh, no! Why doesn't she just ask me if her butt is too big!'

"Grandmother, what big lips you have!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Do you think I'm sixty?

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Boombox

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Big Boy Foot

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

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'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Image changing.

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

"Nobody believes in me."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.