Botox Believer Gifts

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Whar do you think. Dear? Is the BOTOX working? 'Oh, no! Why doesn't she just ask me if her butt is too big!'

"Grandmother, what big lips you have!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Boombox

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

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"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Image changing.

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Nobody believes in me."