Botanical Fashion Fan Pillows

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Bee in flight.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

The Deer of Spring.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Damn floral activists."

Leadership never hibernates.

"It's inoperable and perennial."