Botanical Fashion Fan Mugs

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Bee in flight.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."