Flower Fan Mugs

Flower steals water during a drought.

Greenfingers.

'I'll say he's busy. He has hundreds of frequent flower miles!'

Beekeeping 101

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

Amongst the rush.

Man lets a young lady believe he sent her a flower that was sent by a rival.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Bee in flight.

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Let's eat in town tonight: There's a new florist that has just opened...'

Clown waters his plant from the flower on his coat.

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

The Deer of Spring.

They expect the weather to be so bad on Valentine's the florists are ordering snowdrops.

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

Flower: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' A Flower has sneezed out all of his petals onto the ground

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

Thank God "Say It with Flowers" is only a figure of speech

You can't be too Kew!

"Damn floral activists."

Feeling guilty? Florest

Valentines

"This patient got a strong electric shock.... Apparently with green energy."

"My boyfriend is so romantic, the other day he almost bought me flowers."

Welsh Lady

"Not without a condom!"

A Thirsty Flower