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The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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American Football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Corporate thinking.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Lion v Kiwi.

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

Nebraska Fans

'I love the sense of teamwork.'

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Every roster seems to have one - a journeyman with average skills who just bounces from team to team.'

Inflatable Footballers

"Just a few pumps more...!"