Boston Booster T-Shirts

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

American Football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Official Team Cap With Beard

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

Corporate thinking.

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Lion v Kiwi.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

Nebraska Fans

'I love the sense of teamwork.'

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Every roster seems to have one - a journeyman with average skills who just bounces from team to team.'

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

"Just a few pumps more...!"