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'Dang! We make a couple of stupid errors, and here come the boo birds.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

Stop the big guy!

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Published but unread poet.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Balloons vs. Rockets

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'