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Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Claus 2.0

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I don't believe in you!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Yo ho ho!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Maestro

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.