Boss Mood Reader T-Shirts

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Noise Pollution

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

I know what you mean

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

"Uh-oh!"

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Dazed and Confused and Grumpy and Frustrated

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."