Emotion Reader T-Shirts

"Want to come along and take turns explaining the look on his face."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Feel better, dear?"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Medical Cabinet

"See how controlling he is?!"

"I'm not happy."

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

'I cry a lot.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

Major and minor keys

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

'My emotions used to run wild. Now they just wander around the house all day bumping into things.'