Bored Date Survivor Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their bored date survival story. Featuring witty cartoons and clever messages, these mugs are the perfect humorous gift for someone who’s endured it all.

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"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"

"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?" mockup

"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"

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"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave." mockup

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

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"Fresh pepper spray?"

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In Desperate Straits.

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"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'" mockup

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

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"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster." mockup

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

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"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about." mockup

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

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'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.' mockup

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

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"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..." mockup

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

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'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.' mockup

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

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"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!" mockup

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

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"Dunhomin"

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'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook). mockup

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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Tunnel of lurve

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'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

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"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

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"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

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"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'." mockup

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

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'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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