Bored But Bold T-Shirts

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"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Do not resuscitate.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Miss Harper, get me everything we have on fighting boredom.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Job Bored

Power Point Hell

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

Aurora Boring Alice

Hairdressing for Bald People

Bored Room

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'