Boozy Banter Lover Prints

Drunk Baby

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

The Gilmore Girls

Cold caller.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'Here comes Ted.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Can we discuss this?"

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'