Bootstrapper Prints

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

False starts.

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

'Touching.'

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

'Venture capital' taking a chance.

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy … It's never too late to … wait … "ambassador business"? It's all about the money, right? If you donate enough money to the right politician, you get to be ambassador to a tropical paradise. HOJ. You don't have any money to donate to anyone. I made a kickstarter page.

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

Home Business - Coffee.

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

"We have the concept, but we can't really do anything without investors."

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.