Business Bootstrapping Enthusiast Prints

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Apples for sale

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I love fast break business success."

Decision Making Block

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

New Ideas in Business.

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'