Bootstrapper Mugs

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

False starts.

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

'Touching.'

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Venture capital' taking a chance.

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Home Business - Coffee.

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

"We have the concept, but we can't really do anything without investors."

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.