Boot Throwing Enthusiast Gifts

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Fishing from the Pier

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Down On the Farm

Trying on boots

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Javelin

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"These boots were made for drinking."

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"It's our summer holiday home."

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!