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A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

Lord George brings news of the debate

The Da Vinci Cod

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Jorge Luis Borges

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

In my day, they didn

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Thomas Keneally

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.