Bookworms With A Sporty Twist Mugs

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

hard-boiled egg...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Multi-Generational Books

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

Lord George brings news of the debate

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Jorge Luis Borges

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Thomas Keneally

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.