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Add Your Own Caption Week #218

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

hard-boiled egg...

Bookworm Sleepover

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Multi-Generational Books

Home Sweet Home

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Lord George brings news of the debate

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

In my day, they didn

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Thomas Keneally

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"