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'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."