Bookworms Amused By Literary References Prints

Death in Venice.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'