Bookworm Seeking Laughs Prints

Dummy excuses for dummies.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Trivia/Great Literature.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."