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"Broadband's down, technician's off sick, literacy software's kaput. I've had to give them books."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

The Book Club

A man sitting on a S shaped chair reading a book

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"It's new reading light."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

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Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac