"My diet book is outselling yours."
Bookworm On Diet Literature Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the bookworm who’s also passionate about diet literature? Find humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that combine their love for books with a playful nod to diet humor. These carefully designed products are ideal for those who enjoy reading about healthy living or just poking fun at their bookish habits. Give a gift that shows how much you appreciate their literary and dietary interests with a touch of humor and style.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Eternal Student.
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Edgar Allen Poe
The DaVinci Code
The Bookworm
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
Jean-Paul Sartre
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
Honoré de Balzac
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Television Readers.
No-Work Orange
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Blue Stockings
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Bookworm On Diet Literature Gifts Collection
Bookworm On Diet Literature Mugs
Explore our collection of diet literature-inspired mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for your bookworm friend.
Bookworm On Diet Literature Pillows
Browse our playful pillows featuring bookworm and diet humor, ideal for adding personality to any reading nook.
Bookworm On Diet Literature Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate the love of books and healthy humor, perfect for decorating their favorite space.
Bookworm On Diet Literature T-Shirts
Check out our diet literature-themed t-shirts to add some literary humor and style to your wardrobe.