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Bookworm Battle Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a bookworm's passion? Our collection features fun and thoughtful items perfect for those who lose themselves in stories. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find everything to delight any bibliophile and add a literary touch to their day.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Eternal Student.
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Edgar Allen Poe
The DaVinci Code
The Bookworm
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
Jean-Paul Sartre
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
Honoré de Balzac
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Television Readers.
No-Work Orange
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Blue Stockings
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Bookworm Battle Gifts Collection
Bookworm Battle Mugs
Explore our collection of book-themed mugs—perfect for brightening a bookworm’s day with witty quotes and charming illustrations.
Bookworm Battle Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate their love of books—adding comfort and character to their reading space.
Bookworm Battle Prints
Browse our selection of book-themed prints—decorative and inspiring pieces for every literary enthusiast.
Bookworm Battle T-Shirts
Check out our fun range of book lover t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their passion with clever and stylish book-inspired graphics.