Bookworm On A Wild Ride Pillows

"For God's sake Harold! Just return the book and pay the fine!"

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Reading in the rain.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

Marco Polo

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

Man reading in lamp

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."