Bookworm Lost In Space Pillows

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'I'd like to leave my body to science...fiction.'

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"How's your book coming?"

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

Mobile library filling up on fuel.

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Spelling for Dumbies.

Banned words

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Help! Culture!'

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

'For the last time...TURN THAT LIGHT OFF AND GO TO SLEEP!'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Caricature of a professor

"It's a first novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who refused to publish the first novel of a..."

Hard to Reach Books.

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Beach days.

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

"No Dad! I said I wanted Minecraft!"