Bookworm Lost In Space Gifts

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

'I'd like to leave my body to science...fiction.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"How's your book coming?"

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

Mobile library filling up on fuel.

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

Spelling for Dumbies.

Banned words

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Help! Culture!'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

"It's a first novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who refused to publish the first novel of a..."

Caricature of a professor

Hard to Reach Books.

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

Beach days.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Coffee-table kids' books

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'