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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

No-Work Orange