Bookworm Battling The Classics Gifts

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Thomas Mann.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Multi-Generational Books

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Childhood

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"