Classic Bookworm Gifts

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Affectionate Behaviour of Messrs. Pyke and Pluck

I find Mr. Barkis going out with the tide

The brothers

Emile Zola.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Edith Wharton

"We had him neutered,"

This said, they both betook them several ways (Paradise Lost).

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The White Knight.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Thomas Mann.

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

Mary Shelley

'Beware, Ebenezer Scrooge! Behold the interns I mentored in life!'

C S Lewis

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System