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"The Catholic Bible's a better deal. You get 7 more books for the same price."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The practical psychopath

Multi-Generational Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Books 'n' Carrots

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

One book... One book... One book...

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Edit the Author 6-7

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Pop Up Pointillism.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Hypnotizing Women