
The Crushing of Independent Bookstores.
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The Crushing of Independent Bookstores.
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
The practical psychopath
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
Myths and legends...
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.
Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!
Bookshop: Unpopular Economics
Monster Self-Help
'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'
Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.
Crime in bookshop
Cook in the cookery section.
"Did you ask for the large print edition?"
'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'
'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'
Self Help and Self Hindrance Books
"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"
A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."
Book Thief in True Crime Department
Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.
'To be honest, that's all most people read.'
'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'
Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!
Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic
Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.
The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie
Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets
The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand
World politics book: Who's taking out whom
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
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