Bookshelves Pillows

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Interior design trends for parents....

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Rare Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Flyfishing for dummies.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."