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"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

I love Basketball.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention