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Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Edit the Author 6-7

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Hypnotizing Women