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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Marcel Proust

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Pathology.

William Blake.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'Camilo José Cela'

Cheshire Cat

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Edna O'Brien

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'