Bookish Farmer Gifts

The Farmer Sutra.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Building Books.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Theory of Gravity

Dept. de Philosophie

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Tropical Cow Tank

(The really ugly duckling)

The Moo-Walk

Pathology.

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

"Legally, we're a farm."

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

English major will work for food.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Production in times of pandemic

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).